Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Love returns to the Cavs; is officially nuts


Kevin Love is going to come back to Cleveland for five more years. He has finally decided to fit IN and not fit OUT. Love has gone full Lebron. He was the lovable guy on a team that most people hate. Everything Lebron does is torn to shreds and now Love is following his example. If this looks familiar it's because Lebron did the same exact thing to announce his return.


The Decision 2.0 was the exact same thing. Lebron had an article written about how great it was of him to return to Cleveland. Love doing this is so much worse than Lebron. Lebron is the best player in the world, so he can do whatever he wants. Love did not even play at an All-Star level this year. Lebron's title was aptly named, since he was returning to his original team and hometown. Love's title is ridiculous. Yes, the Cavaliers lost in the finals and therefore have something to prove, but Love was a disaster. He was hurt in the finals, so he feels he would have been the difference. However, there was no prove during the season that he was the missing link. The media was calling him out for not being as good as he appeared to be in Minnesota.






Most of all, Love signing with Cleveland is a bad idea because he is dealing with a 12 year old girl on social media. Lebron posted team Instagram pictures without Kevin Love. Now, it may not look like a big deal, but it is huge. Anyone who uses Instagram knows how big a deal it is when someone is left out of a squad pic. If you get left out, there is no way to not be salty about it. Lebron was sending a subtle message to Love. If Love missed this message, Lebron made it clear with his subtweet. There was no way that this was directed at anyone other than Love. For Love to sign on for five years of this, well at least one, we'll see if Lebron sticks around that long, is crazy. He should have left for a team without all the subtweets and high school drama.


I would love, haha get it, to be able to hear what was said at this secret pre-free agency meeting. Lebron probably guaranteed that Love will get to be in at least two Instagram posts with him during the season, if he signs. Lebron also probably told Love to announce his decision with a cool picture and clever caption.

Kevin Love staying in Cleveland may get the Cavaliers and Love a title but at what cost to Love's sanity?


Absolute Firejams I'm Bumping To Right Now


These are 10 of the hottest firejams that I'm listening to right now. Be careful not to let your phone catch on fire.

All My Love by Major Lazer feat. Ariana Grande

U Mad by Vic Mensa feat. Kanye West

Where Are U Now by Skrillex & Diplo feat. Justin Bieber

Night Riders by Major Lazor feat. Travi$ Scott, 2 Chainz, Pusha T & Mad Cobra

Partynauseous by Kendrick Lamar feat. Lady Gaga

Beautiful Now by Zeed feat. Jon Bellion

Bitch Better Have My Money by Rihanna

Post To Be by Omarion feat. Chris Brown & Jhene Aiko

Bad Blood by Taylor Swift feat. Kendrick Lamar

Good For You by Selena Gomez feat. A$AP Rocky

Nathan For You


Nathan For You stars Nathan Fielder as a business guru, who tries to help companies expand their market and make more money. Nathan has a deadpan approach and manages to come up with the most convoluted ideas for the companies he helps. He convinces a gas station to offer insanely cheap prices after rebate, with the catch being that for people to get their rebate, they have to climb to the top of a mountain and endure a series of challenges. Each scheme is more complex than the last. His coffee shop Dumb Starbucks became a phenomenon. News crews came to interview him, not knowing it was all being done for a joke.

Despite not being a regular sitcom-type show, there are still overarching story lines throughout the seasons. After helping out the businesses, he continually asks the owners if they want to hang out, only to face rejection. One particularly memorable rejection was from the private investigator. The private investigator called Nathan "the wizard of loneliness", leading Nathan to reflect on all the times he has been rejected.

Nathan For You is an original and different concept that is nowhere else on television. It is worth a watch and will leave you wanting more. I highly recommend watching it.

Rating
4 out of  5

Where to Watch It
Comedy Central, Amazon Prime, Hulu Plus

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Impractical Jokers


Before every episode of Impractical Jokers, a warning message is displayed. It says, "Warning. The following program contains scenes of graphic stupidity among four lifelong friends who compete to embarrass each other." This disclaimer is the show in a nutshell. The four friends from Staten Island are Brian Quinn, James Murray, Joe Gatto, and Sal Vulcano. Each show contains 2 or 3 "challenges" that each one of the four must complete. If they fail to complete a challenge they get a thumbs down. Whoever gets the most thumbs down at the end of an episode, must participate in punishment. Punishment is a punishment thought of by the other three guys to embarrass the loser as much as possible. The challenges are not traditional challenges like feats of strength or mental challenges. Challenges usually consist of one guy talking to people, while the other three tell him stuff he must say to the strangers he is talking to. If he refuses to say it, he loses. This show produces laugh after laugh, as you see the guys visibly struggle to not laugh at the things their buddies say to them in the earpiece. The punishments are the best part of the show. Each man agreed that no punishment can be denied, so they must go through with it. These are the most excruciatingly painful moments that the guys go through. Whether it be presenting a gallery of their art, which the other guys created and he has never seen before, to art enthusiasts or Murray and Joe having to get high-fives from strangers or they have to take off a piece of clothing.

Impractical Jokers, in a word, is silly. It is fun for the viewer to see these guys mess with each other. Impractical Jokers is a must-watch show. It is fantastic TV.

Rating
4 out of 5

Where to Watch It
Tru
                                                                                 
         

NBA Free Agent Preview

Lebron James

He is the best player in the world and is going to figure out how to make the most money possible with the cap explosion coming next year. He will not leave Cleveland again. But imagine how fun it would be to see him leave for the Spurs or Lakers and win a title. He would be the greatest villain in NBA history. 

What Will Happen: Resigns with CLE 
What Should Happen: Resigns with CLE. The city of Cleveland will implode if Lebron leaves again

Marc Gasol

He is the biggest difference-maker outside of Lebron on the market. However, he has no intention of leaving Memphis and will continue to help build on the foundation in place. With a few breaks, the combo of Gasol, Mike Conley, and Zach Randolph could win a title. Memphis' team has a similar look to that of the 2011 NBA Champion Dallas Mavericks. With some more shooting, they could go all the way.

What Will Happen: Resigns with MEM 
What Should Happen: Resigns with MEM and tries to win a championship

Kevin Love

Love is a giant question mark in the free agency landscape. It seems almost impossible for him to return to Cleveland after all of Lebron's instagram posts and stupid tweets. Love is an All-Star player and can contribute to a champion. He is not going to lead a team to the finals by himself. He is much more valuable on a good team than on a bad team. He needs to leave Cleveland, unless he is ready to fit IN and not fit OUT. 

What Will Happen: Resigns with CLE
What Should Happen: Signs with BOS, along with Boston acquiring Noel from PHI or another defensive center and begin to form the next great Celtics team.

LaMarcus Aldridge

Aldridge is the biggest player that will undoubtedly switch teams. He is a superstar offensive player and is a guy that you can build an offense around. He is another All-Star player, who needs some help to reach the playoffs and the finals. He should give the Mavericks and Lakers a look but the Spurs make the most sense. He would provide a bridge from old to new and form a new big three of Aldridge, Kawhi Leonard (assuming he resigns), and Tony Parker. If Houston has the cap space to do it, they would be an even better fit.

What Will Happen: Signs with SA
What Should Happen: Signs with SA, keeping the Spurs dynasty alive.

DeAndre Jordan

Jordan is an All-Star caliber player and is worth the max, especially with the cap rising next year. He is a defensive anchor for years to come and continues to improve offensively. He needs to learn how to shoot free throws to reach his max potential. He should stay with the Clippers, where he is the third part of an improving big three. The Mavericks are not as good as the Clippers now, but have more flexibility to build around him. However, Dallas has been chasing free agent stars since 2012 and has captured zero of them.

What Will Happen: Resigns with LAC
What Should Happen: Resigns with LAC

Goran Dragic

Dragic is an All-Star player. He is the best point guard available and teams actually have a shot at luring him away from the Heat. However, there are not a lot of landing spots more enticing than Miami. He should stay in South Beach with Bosh and hope Wade leaves rather than taking up all the cap room. Justice Winslow could become a replacement for Wade and help take the Heat back to the playoffs.

What Will Happen: Resigns with MIA
What Should Happen: Resigns with MIA and form a new big three

Paul Millsap

Millsap was the biggest bargain in the NBA the past two years and is looking to make more money this time around. He is a good starting forward in the league but he is getting older. He should go for more long term security if it means a little less money. Resigning with the Hawks and staying in their system is the best move for him.

What Will Happen: Resigns with ATL
What Should Happen: Resign with ATL

Greg Monroe

Monroe is a borderline All-Star but will get max money. He is a slow big man who plays below the rim. He is the exact player that small ball teams are trying to make obsolete. So who will give him a max contract? Why not the one man in the NBA, who thinks that 3 point shooting is silly and doesn't lead to winning, Phil Jackson. He'll sign Monroe to pair with Carmelo Anthony as Jackson sticks it to the NBA that he knows better than everyone else.  

What Will Happen: Signs with NYK
What Should Happen: Signs with NYK as a way to appease Carmelo for drafting Kristaps Porzingis

Brook Lopez

Lopez can be an All-Star, when he is healthy. However, he is seemingly never healthy. He is not a max player but he will demand it. Unfortunately for the Nets, they have mismanaged the roster so badly they have no options to improve the team. Lopez is the one remaining player with upside on the roster. They have to sign him because tanking is not an option, since they do not own their draft pick. 

What Will Happen: Resigns with BKN
What Should Happen: Resigns with BKN

Dwayne Wade

Wade is still a borderline All-Star player. He is no longer the superstar he was when he won his first title and when he formed the big three. He has never been the highest paid player on any team he played for. He gave up money to help the Heat rebuild their roster and bring in other superstars. Now, Wade wants to get paid and recoup the money he lost. He is Mr. Heat and losing him would be a blow, but it might be best for the franchise. They should let him leave and go get overpaid somewhere else. Wade should hope that the Knicks or Lakers strike out and are desperate to bring in a big name and pay him crazy money.

What Will Happen: Resigns with MIA
What Should Happen: Signs with LAL

Jimmy Butler

Butler has the chance to be a franchise player. He is already an All-Star and has the potential to be even better. He needs to get paid but as a restricted free agent his options are limited. He can stay with the Bulls for the five year max but with the cap rising, he should try to get a second big contract. Because of the Bulls' offer, any contract Butler signs must have at least three years. Butler should sign a three year deal with an option for year 4, so they he can exercise it if he continues to improve.

What Will Happen: Resigns with CHI
What Should Happen: Resigns with CHI

Kawhi Leonard

Leonard is another player who could be a franchise player. He is the future of the Spurs. He is a defensive stopper and currently the best Lebron killer in the world. He can also score. The Spurs must keep him. Every day should want him. The Knicks, Lakers, and Mavericks should all max him out. Even the 76ers should think about offering him a max contract. He is ready to lead a team now and the 76ers are starting to finally form a real team. The Spurs don't lose the guys they want and they will keep Leonard.

What Will Happen: Resigns with SA
What Should Happen: Resigns with SA

Draymond Green

Green was the biggest pick the Warriors have made in forming their championship team. He was a second rounder and was the biggest value they got. He is a defensive stopper and good shooter. He can guard five positions and is the glue in the Warriors defense. Losing Green would kill the Warriors and they will not have a chance to repeat without him. Someone should sign him to a poison pill contract just to screw with the Warriors. 

What Will Happen: Resigns with GS
What Should Happen: Resigns with GS

Tyson Chandler

Chandler is still a very good defensive anchor. He does little on offense other than score put-backs and alley-oops. He is extremely valuable to a contender. The Mavericks should resign him to cover Dirk on defense if they strike out on Jordan. A re-union with the Knicks also could make sense on a short deal. Boston is a dark horse here. Chandler could provide as the defensive anchor to an up and coming Celtics team. With Marcus Smart, Avery Bradley, R.J. Hunter, and Terry Rozier in the back court, they need to build up the front court. Signing Chandler, Love, and a small forward like Danny Green, Demare Carroll, or Tobias Harris would make them instance contenders.

What Will Happen: Resigns with DAL
What Should Happen: Signs with BOS

Brandon Knight

Knight has been an enigma most of his career. However, he really came into his own this year. He showed the potential that people saw in him at Kentucky. Knight and Eric Bledsoe form a good scoring back court. Phoenix has an exciting young group of talent. With the addition of Kentucky guard Devon Booker, Phoenix has a young back court that could grow together.

What Will Happen: Resigns with PHX
What Should Happen: Resigns with PHX

Khris Middleton

Middleton is intriguing as a young shooting guard, who can actually shoot. He played well last season for the Bucks and is part of their young core. The Bucks have a solid group of young players and they made a surprise playoff run last year. Middleton will grow with the core of Michael Carter-Williams, Jabari Parker, Giannis Antetokounmpo, and John Henson.

What Will Happen: Resigns with MIL
What Should Happen: Resigns with MIL

Demare Carroll

Carroll is an interesting free agent. He is a prototypical 3-and-D wing, who is a good starter for a contender. No one knew who he was before this year. He should resign with the Hawks and try to build on what they did last year. He knows he can succeed in the Atlanta system. Team chemistry is the Hawks' greatest asset and they should hold onto that. Atlanta does not draw big name free agents, so they should hold onto their own free agents.

What Will Happen: Resigns with ATL
What Should Happen: Resigns with ATL

Danny Green

Green is another 3-and-D wing that will excel on a contender. He is a better shooter than Carroll. He is a perfect fit on the Spurs but the Spurs are chasing bigger fish. It will be hard for the Spurs to sign Green and Aldridge, but they can do it. Green could be a good played for Phoenix as a small forward that is missing from their roster. Portland is also intriguing as he could pair with Lillard, McCollum, Plumlee, and Vonleh. Green might not want to play for teams that are on the edge of the playoffs and might want to join a more proven contender. The Hawks, as a replacement for Carroll, or Memphis.

What Will Happen: Signs with PHO
What Should Happen: Resigns with SA

Tobias Harris

Tobias Harris is a young player and should get a manageable contract. He is a solid player and should help the Magic continue to improve. Orlando has the cap room to resign him. He fits in with their young core of Aaron Gordon, Elfrid Payton, Victor Oladipo, Nikola Vucevic, and now Mario Hezonja. There is the possibility that the Lakers, Knicks, Celtics, or even 76ers give him a max contract, and sign him away.

What Will Happen: Resigns with ORL
What Should Happen: Resigns with ORL

Monta Ellis

Monta Ellis is one of the most exciting players in the NBA. He is a shoot first, ask questions later, type of player. Monta being Monta is the best part of any game. He can score in bunches and is a good playmaker. He provided offensive firepower for Dallas. Monta going to the Lakers makes sense. The Lakers have two heat check players in Kobe and Swaggy P. Monta would be a good option of offense as Kobe ages. 

What Will Happen: Signs with LAL
What Should Happen: Signs with LAL

Rajon Rondo

Rondo went from being one of the top point guards in the game to a disaster in less than a year. He can't shoot but he is a gifted passer. He was supposed to bring Dallas a lock down defender as well as a distributor but he just messed everything up and was ineffective. No one knows where Rondo will end up. Will he reclaim the talent he had with the Celtics? That is the risk someone will take. That team is likely to be the Kings. They need to try and make good use of Cousins, while he is still a King.

What Will Happen: Signs with SAC
What Should Happen: Signs with SAC

J.R. Smith

J.R. Smith is THE heat check guy. When he is hot, he scores like no one else in the league. When Smith goes cold, he kills the offense and is unplayable. He never stops shooting. He can be a valuable contributor off the bench but he has to know his role. 

What Will Happen: Resigns with CLE
What Should Happen: Signs with LAL

Comment below on what you think will happen in NBA free agency.